what if every time someone unfollowed you tumblr made a cannon noise and their user pic and url flashed at the top of your dash
two vampire friends lying on the floor getting drunk and describing eachother because they can’t use mirrors don’t even try to tell me that isn’t adorable
for the first time in my life ive found something i may like about vampires
You forget you're in public.
You cuss because the characters are pissing you off.
You cry because the book just broke you.
You make strange noises--causing those around you to question your sanity.
You laugh because of how cute (or funny) the book is getting.
You blush like a fiend when reading something you know others might not find appropriate for a public space--you're such a daredevil.
You look over your book to sneak a peek at what others are reading.
You feel amazing because you're reading while everyone else is probably bored.
You roll your eyes at the person beside you because s/he is so loud. (S/he is probably on the phone.)
You look up at the people around you when you reach a good part because you know they're not experiencing what you are.
You smile like a maniac when the main characters FINALLY get together.
A random person may ask you if you're okay once they notice how strange you're acting.
You curse the author's name aloud. Loudly.
You say, "Stupid (insert character name), why would you do that?!"
You close the book for a moment, breathe in heavily, and refuse to read the book for the next five minutes. All because you're pissed off with the story.
Have any more? Feel free to add!
they should replace hospital gowns with colourful mexican ponchos because they’re kinda similar and no one could be sad
if we’re gonna die let’s die looking like a peruvian folk band
I hid all my roommates shoes in the bathroom and he had to go to class barefoot so now he’s really angry at me and he says he’s gonna get revenge
this has gone too far
I guess you could say, revenge is sweet
NOO THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR CLEVER PUNS NO
Last week in class:
This week in class:
106 people, 5 dogs, 2 cats, and a partridge in a pear tree.