Summer is Coming (via)
Fun fact: When this was filmed, the explosion didn’t go off at the right time but was delayed by a second or two, so Heath Ledger’s reaction is...
A Little Party Never Killed Nobody - Fergie, Q-Tip & GoonRock
Butler has uploaded a video of my commencement address to the class of 2013, which one can’t help but notice…is longer than the 12 minutes I so...
#sass
John Green says something.
(From the TFiOS audiobook. No spoilers.)
In light of the TFiOS audiobook being available again, I’m bringing this back. If this you’re looking for a reason to buy it, this is a good one.
True facts
(via souffles-on-skaro)
“…opening the door the door whilst having a bread knife under your arm, wearing a ketchup smeared shirt and claiming you’d be attacked by “crack addled Oompah Loompahs”.
this one looks like it’s plotting something really evil
We kill the Zubatman.
When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
(via darkrw)
why want the d when you can have the p
I’m waiting for the pizza chick’s obnoxious comment about how everyone wants her
evEry1 wantz meee!1!!1!
is that obnoxious enough for you huh punk
(via sexypotassium)
DO
NOT
SPEAK
TO ME
WHEN
I HAVE
HEADPHONES
ON
JESUS
CHRIST
(via tyleroakley)
(via jakesayshello)
remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york
i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze
i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks
i hate each and every single one of you all
(via elmify)
I’ve finished my last exam, i’ve got a supervisor sorted for my dissertation and i’m going out with friends tonight, today is a good day.
This is actually brilliant.
This is the only John Green cameo I’ll get behind.
reblogging so john green can find this
oh my god this has to happen
(via nerdfighterproblems)