SeanWillDerrick

errrrrrrrr

me:

this book destroyed my life

me:

*add to the favorite books list*

were-friends-now-that-ive:

linzeestyle:

scallawag:

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RDJ, honey, the reason they don’t let you take props home is they’re worried you’d start wandering around in public wearing the Iron Man armor.

^Reblogging because that comment is absolutely true^

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camwyn:

attractivegkry:

camwyn:

wikdsushi:

loudmouthradio:

Ban Gay Taxes. 

I hope this applies to sales tax, too.

That’s handled at the state level. Call your governor instead.

As a bisexual, do I get my tax burden reduced or removed entirely due to still being a filthy godless sodomite?

You pay taxes at the same rate as your fellow unicorns.

camwyn:

attractivegkry:

camwyn:

wikdsushi:

loudmouthradio:

Ban Gay Taxes. 

I hope this applies to sales tax, too.

That’s handled at the state level. Call your governor instead.

As a bisexual, do I get my tax burden reduced or removed entirely due to still being a filthy godless sodomite?

You pay taxes at the same rate as your fellow unicorns.

geist-no-zeit:

"you see that language over there?"

*points to language*

"i’m gonna speak it someday"

(via northernbriton)

Ten rape prevention tips:

1. Don’t put drugs in women’s drinks.

2. When you see a woman walking by herself, leave her alone.

3. If you pull over to help a woman whose car has broken down, remember not to rape her.

4. If you are in an elevator and a woman gets in, don’t rape her.

5. When you encounter a woman who is asleep, the safest course of action is to not rape her.

6. Never creep into a woman’s home through an unlocked door or window, or spring out at her from between parked cars, or rape her.

7. Remember, people go to the laundry room to do their laundry. Do not attempt to molest someone who is alone in a laundry room.

8. Use the Buddy System! If it is inconvenient for you to stop yourself from raping women, ask a trusted friend to accompany you at all times.

9. Carry a rape whistle. If you find that you are about to rape someone, blow the whistle until someone comes to stop you.

10. Don’t forget: Honesty is the best policy. When asking a woman out on a date, don’t pretend that you are interested in her as a person; tell her straight up that you expect to be raping her later. If you don’t communicate your intentions, the woman may take it as a sign that you do not plan to rape her.

—   

Rape prevention tips

Posted by Leigh Hofheimer under Prevention

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janebuzjane:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

rebelside:

But seriously do you ever think that all those who died in the battle of Hogwarts probably went on the chocolate frogs’ cards . And Teddy opening one before going on the train to Hogwarts and seeing his parents smiling at him, so they were actually there to see him off on his first year.

how fucking dare you

once i finish crying im gonna fuck u up

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becomebraver:


I HAVE FOUND THE CUTEST THING ON THE INTERNET

becomebraver:

I HAVE FOUND THE CUTEST THING ON THE INTERNET

(via cup-o-joe)

I have discovered a completely frictionless material. I call it plastic wallets.

whitebeltwriter:

Mary Poppins Quits with Kristen Bell

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I already loved this
BUT THEN I REALIZED IT’S KRISTEN BELL

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promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

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Word on the Water, the London Bookbarge

A boat bookstore.

(Source: bookporn)

cielqueue:

kinomatika:

wellmanicuredman:

sextus—empiricus:

sunshien:

ahahhahaha what the fuck is wrong here is the siren damaged or something.  I’ve heard this exact siren before but never all creepy like this

actually the reason the siren sounds like that is because it’s echoing through the tall buildings of downtown chicago!

holy fuck

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svveden:

rnints:

svveden:

i promise u will not regret these 11 seconds

i have no regrets

neither did ron

(via soyrwoo)

ariasphyxia:

oh my fucking god

ariasphyxia:

oh my fucking god

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